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OUTLINE
00:00 - Biggest misconception about the Bible
10:22 - Dr. Ammon Hillman & Jesus in the park
20:18 - Hebrew vs. Greek as religious languages
23:21 - How old is the Old Testament?
33:26 - Yahweh is Satan
42:25 - Who was Jesus?
53:21 - Was Jesus smart?
01:05:26 - The Dark Ages
01:10:36 - Eleusinian rituals
01:22:05 - The men crucified with Jesus
01:24:28 - Exorcisms
01:31:20 - Burning purple
01:36:19 - Ancient Christian cults
01:41:26 - Jesus is the serpent
01:49:26 - Easter & self-c@$tration
01:58:37 - John Allegro's sacred mushroom
02:02:02 - Most rebellious christians
02:05:54 - Oldest Gospels say God was SATAN
02:18:55 - Valentinians & gematrias
02:27:26 - Jesus Christ's birthday
02:35:52 - Nephilim vs. Anunnaki
02:54:11 - DMT

The Sunday school teacher is out. Good thing a substitute is available: Satan!

SATAN'S GUIDE TO THE BIBLE is an animated documentary. Join Satan as he shares Bible secrets, secrets the students' pastor learned at Christian seminary but is afraid to share. Thankfully, Satan's not afraid of losing his job.

Satan has amassed an impressive list of biblical scholars ready to reveal the "standard stuff" taught in Christian seminaries: Bart Ehrman (UNC Chapel Hill), John J. Collins (Yale), Dale Allison (Princeton Seminary), Susan Niditch (Amherst), Ron Hendel (UC Berkeley), and Hector Avalos (Iowa State). This is established seminary curriculum about biblical history, biblical morals, authorship claims, and early Christianity — a curriculum never shared with the congregation.

Darkly comedic, but thoroughly researched, SATAN'S GUIDE TO THE BIBLE is a fascinating journey into the secrets of the world's best-selling book.

Directed by documentary filmmaker Zeke Piestrup (APOCALYPSE LATER: HAROLD CAMPING VS THE END OF THE WORLD) and produced by animation filmmaker Tim Johnson (ANTZ, OVER THE HEDGE, HOME)

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INDEX:
00:00 SUBSTITUTE SATAN’S GOT BIBLE SECRETS
02:45 PASTORS KNOW THE BIBLE SECRETS
03:59 WHAT’S LEARNED AT SEMINARY STAYS AT SEMINARY
05:23 WHY CAN'T PASTORS JUST TELL US THE TRUTH?

06:30 I. THE BIBLE + HISTORY
06:38 THE EXODUS FROM EGYPT
08:49 ISRAELITES NEVER LIVED IN EGYPT
09:54 INERRANT MEANS WITHOUT ERROR
10:45 GOD’S GOT SCHOLARS TOO
12:40 THE PROMISE OF THE ALREADY-PROMISED PROMISED LAND
15:07 EVANGELICALS SAY CANAANITES WERE TOTALLY CRAPPY
16:16 ISRAELITES ARE CANAANITES?
17:21 EL
17:55 YES, ISRAELITES ARE CANAANITES
18:54 COMPETITIVE HISTORIOGRAPHY
19:09 THE STORY MAKES THE PEOPLE INTO THE PEOPLE
20:06 THE BELATED ISRAELITES ENTER THE WORLD STAGE
20:42 THE CRITICAL SCHOLARS ARE CHRISTIAN
22:41 WHY ARE CHRISTIANS ATTACKING THE BIBLE?
24:36 THE PROBLEM WITH BIBLICAL INERRANCY
26:50 WANNA HEAR ME SAY I NEVER KNEW YOU?

27:56 II. THE BIBLE + MORALS
28:34 HAPPY BABY SMASHING
30:52 CANAAN RECAP
31:18 JOSHUA WILL LEAVE NOTHING UNDONE
32:59 JOSHUA OBLITERATES JERICHO
34:45 KILLING KIDS IS FINE FEATURING WLC
36:41 JOSHUA SLAUGHTERS MORE CANAANITES
38:49 DID GOD REALLY SLAUGHTER THE CANAANITES?
40:42 GENOCIDE IS WRONG IN THE FIRST PLACE
41:14 MORE GENOCIDE COMMANDED BY GOD
41:37 THE GOLDEN RULE
42:58 OLD TIME RELIGION RECAP
43:33 CHILD SACRIFICE IN ANCIENT ISRAEL
46:05 OLD TESTAMENT MEAN GOD VS NEW TESTAMENT LOVING GOD
47:27 SATAN’S 2 COMMANDMENTS
47:49 #1 AVALOS ADVISES EMPATHY INSTEAD OF AUTHORITY
48:08 #2 THE HUMANISTIC GOLDEN RULE

48:54 III. THE BIBLE + AUTHORSHIP
49:15 CHRISTIANS ON YOUTUBE VS BART DENTON EHRMAN
50:46 BELIEVERS & NONBELIEVERS AGREE: STANDARD STUFF
51:39 STANDARD STUFF ABOUT THE BOOK OF DANIEL
55:24 AUTHORSHIP OF SATAN’S BOOKS
55:58 BOOKS HAVE VOICES / PAULINE AUTHORSHIP
57:25 ILLITERATE FISHERMEN AUTHORS
59:18 SPEERCHULL WARFARE Y’ALL

1:03:15 IV. THE BIBLE + JESUS
1:04:04 THE CEMETERIES SAY JESUS WAS WRONG
1:04:40 FAILED END TIMES PREDICTIONS, ROLL CALL
1:05:58 SEMINARY’S BIGGEST SECRET
1:06:49 PAUL’S MISSING TOMB
1:09:03 RESURRECTION TO RESURRECTIONS / FIRSTFRUITS
1:11:03 MOM GETS LEFT BEHIND
1:13:03 BATHED & BAPTIZED IN APOCALYPTICISM
1:14:29 TWO WRONGS MAKING JESUS AN APOCALYPTICIST
1:15:25 THE BIBLE’S APOCALYPTIC JESUS
1:16:27 THE KINGDOM OF GOD ON EARTH
1:18:31 BILLIONS OF CITIES IN ISRAEL
1:19:03 NOBODY RODE A CARPET OF CLOUDS
1:19:45 THAT GENERATION DID PASS
1:22:10 JESUS’ FINAL STAND
1:24:24 IF THE GOOD BOOK IS BAD, HOW DO WE BE GOOD?

History and Culture of the Asante Kingdom.

Credits:
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-- Dr. Thomas Agyarko- Poku

The History of Martial Arts
-- Grandmaster Bell

Dr. Kathlyn (Kara) Cooney is a professor of Egyptian Art and Architecture at UCLA. Specializing in craft production, coffin studies, and economies in the ancient world, Cooney received her PhD in Egyptology from Johns Hopkins University. In 2005, she was co-curator of Tutankhamun and the Golden Age of the Pharaohs at the Los Angeles County Museum of Art. Cooney produced a comparative archaeology television series, entitled Out of Egypt, which aired in 2009 on the Discovery Channel and is available online via Netflix and Amazon.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/....Kara_Cooneyhttps://w Consider joining my Patreon to help finding scholars to bring on. Any amount helps me. Thank you existing Patrons.Follow me on Twitter:https://twitter.com/NealSendlak1Osiris may have been an early Egyptian king whose triumphs inspired myth and legends that eventually portrayed him as a god who defied death and represented eternal life. For the ancient Egyptians, the story of Osiris is one of tragedy and hope; it is nothing less than the promise of everlasting life. Osiris, god of the dead, was also the “Triumphant” One and the “Lord of Eternity.” John Ray, a reader in Egyptology at the University of Cambridge, writes that Osiris was “Onnofri,” meaning “the perfect or complete being.” According to Plutarch, writing around AD 120, Osiris will eventually rise again to govern Egypt. The Osiris legend is perhaps the oldest resurrection story of the ancient world. The Birth and Death of Osiris According to scholars of Ancient Egyptian religion, Osiris might have been an early king of a small state on the Nile delta. He was credited with introducing early Egyptians to the cultivation of grain, wheat, and barley and ending the practice of cannibalism. Osiris was the law-giver and taught Egyptians how to worship the gods. Osiris was hated by his brother Set who contrived to murder him upon his return to Egypt; after teaching the Egyptians, Osiris traveled to western Asia, teaching other cultures. Along with 72 other conspirators, Set invited Osiris to a party during which he tricked his brother into climbing into a specially made coffin. Once inside, the lid was flung over the coffin and it was sealed, suffocating Osiris. The coffin was then floated down the Nile. Leaving her son, Horus the Younger, under the protection of the cobra goddess, Isis searched for her husband’s body, finding it in Byblos where the coffin had become part of an immense tree that had been cut down and used to build the palace of the king. Securing the coffin, Isis returned to Egypt. The Resurrection of Osiris While Isis retrieved her son, Set found the coffin and tore the body of Osiris to pieces. Some scholars suggest 14, other cite 16 pieces. Isis again traveled the land of Egypt, collecting the body parts yet burying copies of each part in different cities to confuse her enemies. Traditionally, however, the “tomb” of Osiris was considered to be at Abydos, the site of mass pilgrimages by Egyptians desiring to become Osiris in death. Through her magical abilities and the help of Thoth, Isis revived Osiris but as king of the underworld where he ruled and judged the dead in the Hall of Two Truths. Although the story of Osiris may predate the Old Kingdom, John Ray states that the earliest fragmentary accounts come out of the fifth and sixth dynasties Pyramid Texts yet by the First Intermediate Period all Egyptians followed the funerary practices of the story to make them “Osiris,” identifying with the god. According to social anthropologist Sir James Frazer, “In the resurrection of Osiris the Egyptians saw the pledge of a life everlasting for themselves beyond the grave.” (246) The story of Osiris is certainly far more complicated that this overview and readers are encouraged to consult the sources. This includes the lamentation of the god’s death by Isis as well as the yearly celebratory feast – all, in a sense, reenactments of his death and incarnation, often compared to similar rites associated with Dionysus.Read more at: https://www.shorthistory.org/a....ncient-civilizations #osiris #resurrection --Contents:00:00 - Teaser/Intro01:53 - Osiris and Bodily Resurrection06:38 - Mummies and Saints08:36 - "Eternal Life" Egyptian Mimicry11:17 - Egyptian Social Hierarchy18:35 - Christian/Egyptian Magic10:50 - Isis and Osiris (Masturbating Gods)26:15 - Egyptian Trinities27:53 - Horus, Eros, Plato, and Mary31:19 - Churches on Pagan Holy Places35:45 - Osiris's Erections37:50 - Evolution of Egyptian Doctrine40:52 - Diodorus on the Eucharist43:56 - Attis Hymn, Christian Forgery45:30 - Egyptians Invented Satan47:30 - Satan and Set, Yahweh the Storm God52:45 - Set in the Temple?

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